Let Us Show You… Conan Exiles (Early Access Review)


What is best in life? More than likely not being saddled with a game with big promises that is too early in development to truly stand on its own. But hey, that’s why Early Access Review content exists, which leaves us with Ryan Firster discussing Conan Exiles, recently released to the Internet…dick sliders and all.

Join him on a journey of self-discovery, self-loathing, and self-actualization as he roams the realm of Hyboria in search of something to do. No seriously, there’s not a lot to do, but you’d know that by now if you just watched the review.

Seriously, stop letting us be passive aggressive over here for the purpose of filling up our word count.


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Ryan Firster

Part-time comedian, part-time writer, full-time sexual icon for those that seek the underwhelming; Ryan Firster has always been in the shadows of Constantly Calibrating, biding his time. He is very excited for the opportunity to make his audience sigh in exasperation.

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